electrolytes

the substance which plants crave

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

electrolytes by hnic17 January 3, 2008

Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.

Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

Electrolytes by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

Electrolytes

An Electrolyte, is something inside of a sports drink that makes people run faster.

Hey dude what should I drink before I run

DRINK BRAWNDO, IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!

Electrolytes by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

Iowa Electrolytes 

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

Iowa Electrolytes by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022

electrolyte dump

The act of loose bowel syndrome after an evening of draft beer and sauerkraut or any savory drunkeness meal. Followed with a double flush and a gatorade.

Charles lost all control and gave birth to an electrolyte dump after having keg beer with corn on the cob.

electrolyte dump by Dick Blast January 19, 2016

electrolyte 

Its what plants crave ; From Idiocracy the Movie

My plants wont make it throughout the winter without electrolytes.

electrolyte by IWINULUZ August 28, 2007

electrolites 

It's what plants crave.

Electrolites are what is in Brawndo.

electrolites by Jimothy Willis December 23, 2007