electrolytes

the substance which plants crave

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

by hnic17 December 8, 2007

Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.

Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

electrolyte

Its what plants crave ; From Idiocracy the Movie

My plants wont make it throughout the winter without electrolytes.

by IWINULUZ August 22, 2007

Electrolytes

An Electrolyte, is something inside of a sports drink that makes people run faster.

Hey dude what should I drink before I run

DRINK BRAWNDO, IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!

by UrbanWordz December 1, 2010

electrolyte dump

The act of loose bowel syndrome after an evening of draft beer and sauerkraut or any savory drunkeness meal. Followed with a double flush and a gatorade.

Charles lost all control and gave birth to an electrolyte dump after having keg beer with corn on the cob.

by Dick Blast November 14, 2015

Iowa Electrolytes

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022