electriones 

Politician speaking random words out an adding a bunch of superlatives with out thinking.

We will have the greatest electricity. Our electricity will have the fastest and most powerful electriones in world.

electriones by lucky red fish July 28, 2024

Pushing Electrons 

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.

"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."

Pushing Electrons by Jremy2 July 22, 2009

compton recoil electrons 

Compton recoil electrons are electrons knocked from orbitals of an atom usually by gamma radiation from a nuclear explosion.

These electrons create a brief current which results in an electromagnetic pulse or EMP which can damage or destroy unshielded electronic equiptment, mainly microchips. Such an event taking place at high altitude would result in wide scale electrical damage.

"our electrical equiptment was damaged as a result of compton recoil electrons from the EMP blast"

compton recoil electrons by chosenfoo October 4, 2006

electioneering 

1 The process of engineering an election so that you win, or attempting to do so.

2 A most exellent song from the Radiohead album OK Computer.

1 Most democracies are ruled by the candidates most adept at electioneering.

2 Do you mind if I skip to Electioneering?

electioneering by Naked Henry May 5, 2005

primary elections 

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.

Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.

primary elections by WittierThanThou October 13, 2014

generative elections 

“Now they have this augmentation via generative AI, which can make the fake stuff more believable, easier to generate, faster.” AI is coming for our elections. 2024 is going to be the cycle of deep fakes, AI speeches, and "election fraud" being yelled from the losing side.

In 2024 the generative elections were spoofed by LLMs simply making sh*t up.

generative elections by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

electroneum 

UK's first Cryptocurrency.

Jim: I need to invest in some Cryptocurrency.

Bill: why not try the UK's first Cryptocurrency, it's called Electroneum.

electroneum by Butlerjay87 November 6, 2017