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After the collapse of the stock market in 2008, a new group of INTELligent swindlers started an economic coup vs the establishment. As is the case in any coup/revolution, the dirt-poor peasants got galvanized into serving the agenda of the new movement & are carrying the burden.

If the coup succeeds, the early founding fathers will be the new swindling economic elites & the peasants will find out that they came late as usual, if it fails the crypto-founders will walk away with the fortune they made & the peasants will pay dearly, if they make peace with the old economic establishment they will make a fortune & the peasants will still pay dearly.
Bernard: Joe why are you selling your furniture, are you moving?
Joe: I am working on a project

Bernard: Joe, What is the project?
Joe: Something I am working on...I will let you know when I am done

Bernard: Joe, Are you trying to get into the cryptocurrency trade?
Joe: Shit, how did you know that!

Bernard: I been doing it for 3 weeks now, I made so much money I am already thinking about getting a new house
Joe: Damn, I guess we are all going to be rich!
by Felix Jabs Arnold December 19, 2017
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A digital medium of exchange. It uses cryptography for security, making it difficult to counterfeit. The idea of cryptocurrency comes from popular online games wherein you trade something for something, and emerges into new unit of cyber-currencies between public (miners) that mimic the value of precious metals. The first of its kind is bitcoin.
Peer-to-peer transactions can be done through cryptocurrency.
by Anomalice March 10, 2014
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a scam.
Cryptocurrency alone contributes to high power usage, which can damage the environment, and it is susceptible to cyber attacks, malware, and corporate scandals.
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the currency that those little fucks to ruin gaming for us gamers, like what the fuck I can't even get a 1080 with the same price it was
Man, I wish if I could start a whole fucking campaign to stop the crypto currency
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The currency that those little fucks use to ruin gaming for us gamers, like what the fuck I can't even get a 1080 with the same price it was!
Man, I wish if I could start a whole campaign to stop crypto currency mining...
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