Eldie 

Someone, usually homosexual, who is young, however, attracted to men/women older than 50 years old.

Jack is dating someone who is sixty. He is such an eldie.

Eldie by Lovd'd Piggy May 10, 2009

The Elder Wand 

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder 

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

Eddie Redmayne

31 year old English actor and model. In movies such as "Les Miserables", "Birdsong", And "Hick" he's also a model. He received awards for his different portrayals in musicals/ plays like "West End", "Red", and "Donmar Warehouse" Did I mention he was a model?

"I walk around talking to myself in accents. Usually people look at me like I'm a complete fruit loop"-Eddie Redmayne

Crap, he has a girlfriend

Eddie Redmayne by Mariusandenjolras April 17, 2013

elder McKinley 

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.

yea that guy is totally elder McKinley

elder McKinley by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017

eddieVR 

cool dude named eduardo. he is an epic cholo from la rasa. fricken insane. he plays vr and has a friend named bob who is in love with Veronica (from eddieVR) he wants her tortillas. he is youbuter also.

"no seas dramatico guey"
*romantic mexican music*
"yo te amaba veronica!!!"
eddieVR

eddieVR by Delirious95q December 16, 2019

Eddie Xi 

Eddie is someone who has a (HUGE) shit and cock addiction. He just cant go 10 minutes without taking a FAT whiff of his shit stash. He has a huge addiction for gay poop cock sex and cant live without it. For a person who throws so much shit his aim is surprisingly bad. AN ABSOLUTE SHIT HUCKER.

look at Eddie Xi over there he's such a shit hucker. he obviously has a gay poop cock sex addiction.

Eddie Xi by Abubakhan December 9, 2019