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The Elder Wand 

An old man's penis
Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder 

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.
Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

Eddie Redmayne

31 year old English actor and model. In movies such as "Les Miserables", "Birdsong", And "Hick" he's also a model. He received awards for his different portrayals in musicals/ plays like "West End", "Red", and "Donmar Warehouse" Did I mention he was a model?
"I walk around talking to myself in accents. Usually people look at me like I'm a complete fruit loop"-Eddie Redmayne

Crap, he has a girlfriend

elder McKinley 

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.
yea that guy is totally elder McKinley
cool dude named eduardo. he is an epic cholo from la rasa. fricken insane. he plays vr and has a friend named bob who is in love with Veronica (from eddieVR) he wants her tortillas. he is youbuter also.
"no seas dramatico guey"
*romantic mexican music*
"yo te amaba veronica!!!"
eddieVR
eddieVR by Delirious95q December 16, 2019

eddie bear 

Eddie Bear Noun
An Eddie Bear is someone who is named Edward/Ed/Eddie. An Eddie Bear is the most amazing person in the world. He will treat you with love and kindness. He will make you feel like a queen. No one can compare to an Eddie Bear. He will most likely call you his 'Honey Bunches of Oats'.He is a little broken but he is perfect. He understands and helps you through anything. Even Cancer. If you ever get an Eddie Bear be sure to love him because he's a keeper. I love you my Eddie Bear.
Wow! My Eddie Bear Makes me feel like the luckiest girl in the world!
eddie bear by Alixi June 12, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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