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celery Is a complex zombie obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing. He randomly has trees shoved up my nose ;-) and makes m8s with jehova witnesses :-)
The 10ft stick of celery!!!
Eddie! by Lexi November 27, 2003
Complex piece of celery hu is obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing & hu randomly gets trees shoved up his nose and has odd friends hu are jehova's witnesses dat sell double glazing.
It's eddie the 10ft stick of celery
Eddie! by Lexi November 25, 2003
Sweetest guy around. Edward is an Old English name given to those who are very lucky. It is comes from Old English words 'ead' meaning 'happy' or 'prosperous' and 'weard' meaning 'guard'. Those named after Eddie often have a large penis and a love for sex. Eddie's are extremely nice guys, are incredibly attractive for not only physical appearance but also their great sense of humour, they thrive on making others laugh and are very intelligent however having such a laid back attitude is their down fall. Eddie's worst trait is letting jealously getting the better of him, if something's his, he doesn't want to share. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humour. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Surrounded by friends, an Eddie is a one in a million.
1# Who's he? He's hot?

2# It's Eddie.

-Every girl needs an Eddie in her life.
Eddie by abcdefg13 July 6, 2011
Eddie is a great friend, and probably the most shy out of all. But once you get to really know Eddie, he lights up the world, he is not fake, he knows when you are down. If you have a friend who is a Eddie, you got your life in great hands. An Eddie isn’t a fake friend and knows how to solve problems. He is very smart, and he likes to play video games, maybe such as “Call Of Duty’’ or “Overwatch”. If you don’t have a Eddie your missing a piece to your life’s puzzle. The universe wants you to get a friend who is named Eddie!
“Eddie is an amazing gamer and a friend
“He beated me in Overwatch!”
Eddie by GirlWhoBlogs56 July 5, 2018
A big boy who fights for what he believes in. He's got heart and soul which makes him a very determined person. He's got high resilience and doesn't give an F about about people out there think about him. In the outside, he looks like a tough guy who may have been through some shit before or recently. However, in the inside, he's a dude who really cares for you and will go the extra mile for you no matter the situation. He will put up a good fight when it comes down to it and won't back down until he wins or excels in whatever goal he is aiming for. He can also pick up a girl or two with ease and makes every one of his friends jealous because of it. Truly an inspiration to many, including myself. I love you bro.
"Yo Eddie beat the crap out of my high school bully yesterday"
"But why tho?"
"Cuz he's the shit you Nigerian baby"
Eddie by Migu3lele November 19, 2018
Yo Chris!, let's go to the dispensary to get some eddies before we hit Disneyland.
Eddie by Fuch naut July 30, 2021