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The act of getting laid online
Did you hear? Dominic got elaid last night!
elaid by owodog February 3, 2021
Words you can keep
She is amazing friend. She loves everyone. Don't get her mad or she will yell at you. She always listen. She will never give up on your dream or anyone else's. She has a strong hurt and will always be there when you need her.
"you will be lucky if Elainey is your friend."
elainey by Elaineycooks February 10, 2014
Related Words
elaiden e-laid elaina elaine Elad elain Elai elaika Elaisha elaiza
Stupid shit that happens to you in EA's shitty games.
Man my Messi had a breakaway and fucking Eaids made him miss an open net
eaids by FifaNigga January 2, 2014
The smartest, most talented woman I have ever known and will ever know. Elida is beautiful, generous, funny and incredibly witty. She takes my breath away every time I see her. There is no comparison when it comes to Elida, she’s perfection.
Elida stole my heart.
Elida by Dandelion1114 May 6, 2019
One of the most amazing people you will have the pleasure of meeting. Elaine’s are typically nice, and sweet and very caring towards others while still being a badass who can stand up for herself should the situation call for it. Normally light skinned, fair complexion. Her beauty is mesmerizing. She’s cute and lovable but also sexy at the same one. You should consider yourself lucky if you end up dating an Elaine.
Man 1: hey man, I heard you’re dating Elaine now.
Man 2: yep, I’m the luckiest guy ever!
Man 1: damn right you are.
Elaine by Judgmental teen June 23, 2018
The type of AIDS you get given when playing EA Sports games, specifically any version of FIFA, from the absolute bullshit the game gives you.
"So, I lost 1-0 on career mode last night."

"Wow you must suck"

No fucking way! I had 21 shots on target and lost to my goalkeeper punching it in his own fucking goal! EA really have fisted me with EAids this time.
EAids by Lord Dangleballs November 9, 2014
A beautiful girl with an amazing heart. She is well loved by everyone and is a bubbly person who's not afraid to say what she thinks when she thinks it.
P1: See that girl over there, she seems gorgeous !

P2: Wow! She must be an Elandra!
Elandra by KidWhoKnowsDatStuff June 28, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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