7 definitions by Lord Dangleballs
A shitty condom is one of three things.
1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.
2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.
3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.
2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.
3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
"How was sex with Cindy last night?"
"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017
by Lord Dangleballs August 21, 2016
When a woman is 'using five penises at one time. One in the vagina, one in the rectum, one in the mouth and she is also masturbating two other penises. When moving her arms she looks like a spread out eagle.
Man 1: Me and the lads are going to see Julie tonight.
Man 2: Damn right, got to give her the spread eagle.
Man 1: SHOTGUN ASS!
Man 2: Damn right, got to give her the spread eagle.
Man 1: SHOTGUN ASS!
by Lord Dangleballs March 24, 2018
A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs April 13, 2018
The term used for someone begging for 'likes' on Facebook, 'retweets' on Twitter and anything else social media related. To 'Larkin' someone is to act like a complete moron to make people significantly younger like you, and to make everyone your own age and older to hate you with a passion. 'Larkining' is an unfortunate affect of social media hogging and thinking that you're better than you are.
"Wow did you see Dave's Facebook page? He's been posting himself acting like a dog"
"God he's Larkining like mad at the moment. Unfortunately only idiotic youngsters like him"
"God he's Larkining like mad at the moment. Unfortunately only idiotic youngsters like him"
by Lord Dangleballs September 1, 2015
The type of AIDS you get given when playing EA Sports games, specifically any version of FIFA, from the absolute bullshit the game gives you.
"So, I lost 1-0 on career mode last night."
"Wow you must suck"
No fucking way! I had 21 shots on target and lost to my goalkeeper punching it in his own fucking goal! EA really have fisted me with EAids this time.
"Wow you must suck"
No fucking way! I had 21 shots on target and lost to my goalkeeper punching it in his own fucking goal! EA really have fisted me with EAids this time.
by Lord Dangleballs November 9, 2014
Example 1. "I was so desperate for a wee, that when I was shitting I pissed at the same time. It looked like a rocky waterfall."
Example 2. "I was desperate for some really kinky porn, so I looked up golden showers with scat. What I got can only be described as a rocky waterfall"
Example 2. "I was desperate for some really kinky porn, so I looked up golden showers with scat. What I got can only be described as a rocky waterfall"
by Lord Dangleballs August 13, 2016