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A term that I coined for the act of a male player of a MMORPG helping a seemingly female player in some way solely because of her gender. This is referred to as "trying to get e-laid" because the male is doing it solely because the person in need of help appears to be of the opposite gender, hence it is sexual in nature, but still taking place on the internet. The geeky male does it because he holds some small hope that it could develop into an e-lationship.

Ironically, most of the female characters in question turn out to also be males IRL, and this is often revealed after a lengthy period of cyberstalking.
Dude, just admit it: you only gave her some money cause you're trying to get e-laid.
e-laid by Bloodloss September 19, 2004
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What most people consider getting laid over the computer. It requires 2 people to touch THEMSELVES on their OWN cams infront of each other....sounds like a circle jerk to me.
*Hey man, I just got e-laid on stickam last night, it was amazing!*
e-laid by ShaggyPS February 15, 2010
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OMG i love elaiden
elaiden by sisthisisthetea February 11, 2019
The act of getting laid online
Did you hear? Dominic got elaid last night!
elaid by owodog February 3, 2021
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