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Stupid shit that happens to you in EA's shitty games.
Man my Messi had a breakaway and fucking Eaids made him miss an open net
eaids by FifaNigga January 2, 2014
Words you can keep
The type of AIDS you get given when playing EA Sports games, specifically any version of FIFA, from the absolute bullshit the game gives you.
"So, I lost 1-0 on career mode last night."

"Wow you must suck"

No fucking way! I had 21 shots on target and lost to my goalkeeper punching it in his own fucking goal! EA really have fisted me with EAids this time.
EAids by Lord Dangleballs November 9, 2014
Related Words
eaids eards eidsberg eaaids eaidie Eaisson Eardstepa eBaids Eidsmo eidson
EAids is a term used by players of EA Sports games, most notably FIFA players, to describe impossible shit that happens in the game most often in favor of shitty FIFA players. When one team goes ahead, the EAids cause debilitating idiocy to infect the winning teams players, causing them to do impossible and ignorant shit.
FML! I was just crushing this bromo 3-0 after 15:00 minutes and then my whole team got fucking EAids and I lost 3-4.
EAids by HipHoppopotomus June 6, 2018

Eardstepa 

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.
Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.
Eardstepa by Cady Pane August 10, 2021

george eads

the hottest guy on the face of this earth. nick stokes on 'csi'.
george eads by R.o.g. May 6, 2005

george eads

a really hot guy who plays 'nick stokes' on csi.
csi was on last thursday on cbs... that george eads is hot as ever!
george eads by csizer November 27, 2003
When ea fucks you over.
I got disconnected from these shitty servers, such eaaids
eaaids by SuckMyBigJuicyDictionary December 21, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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