ejec 

Calling someone a cross between a jerk off and an asshole. Deserving of being ejected (from earth) It suggests they are just a little sperm that should have stayed that way

Why’d you blow all our money you ejec

ejec by Slrolller3 May 6, 2018

Ejector seat 

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.

As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .

Ejector seat by axeman6980 October 13, 2010

ejecto seato 

the name of the in-car hydraulics used to eject someone, especially someone of latino descent.

Tyrese: Ejecto seato, cuz!

ejecto seato by danny foshizzle1 April 5, 2009

pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.

So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

pushing the ejector button by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019

Full Eject 

When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.

Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"

Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"

Full Eject by Jimmy Walker March 11, 2007

ejectile dysfunction 

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

ejectile dysfunction by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

Eject the Warp Core 

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

Eject the Warp Core by Carbinator July 8, 2015