ejaculito
Steve's mom was giving me a blow job. I blew my load and she swallowed it all except some ejaculito on her chin.
ejaculito by CarlSpakler October 18, 2008
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Ejaculation salt
The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019
Mental Ejaculation of Joy
When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.
Aka Poe.
Aka Poe.
Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017
Celestial Ejaculate
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010
Ejaculate and Evacuate
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018
Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome
Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome by Pers September 5, 2016
ejaculectomy
A sexual encounter (or series thereof) so profoundly intense that one is left completely drained and totally disabled sexually for a significant period of time. One must "recover" from an ejaculectomy in much the same way as one would "recover" from a surgical procedure.
"She performed an ejaculectomy on me last Saturday night, after which I spent 2 days in the ICU. I'm just starting to eat solid foods again."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
ejaculectomy by Trippstadt September 21, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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