A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.
My ejaculitis is so bad, I can barely type superbush.com
by CapnCratch September 4, 2009
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When cum squirts out of the tip of a guy's penis
Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!

Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
by SlopNChop May 8, 2019
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The one time a male says the words "I love you" and really means it.
While depositing an ejaculation into your partner the male screams with authority... "I love you!"
by Lummer Hummer December 31, 2011
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To ejaculate is to cum. For spunk to come out of a males penis!
“I am close to ejaculating on you
by Sex doll 69 February 27, 2018
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To shoot cum out of the cock through pleasurable spasms known as an orgasm.
I ejaculated cum in her pussy!
by Hulk oh November 24, 2014
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when your father uses his male genitalia to eject a burst of semen or commonly dubbed "daddy's cummies" into your mother's female reproductive organ which then enters her seed, slowly (9 months to be exact) the seed or egg is fertilized until it can house a small human being fetus which will develop over time and eventually become ready for extraction by a man/woman clothed in germ protective gear with a degree given for his/her medical knowledge and years of practice through a vaginal or stomach birth.

This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.
DAMN I wouldn't be stuck with this fucking kid if I pulled out before ejaculating in that tight puss.
by XxxFurryLordxxX March 12, 2017
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<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.
1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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