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egyptianed by jetskilife October 8, 2009
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Egyptian Betty
noun
1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.
1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.
" I gave Betty White an Egyptian Betty and she loved it"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"
Egyptian Betty by tomalostoma November 7, 2018
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