5 definitions by Dingdongbro

Egyptian handjob

A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.

Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

When a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig.

As a pig farmer, I gotta remain diligent to avoid bae cons.

by Dingdongbro October 31, 2020

That slab of brick or concrete on your porch that your bitch sits on.

"Have you seen my girl?"
"Yeah, she's out on the bitch slab."

by Dingdongbro November 2, 2020

A female you hate so much that you can't wait to be able to sing "ding dong the witch is dead" about her.

Fucking Nancy keyed my new car, what a ding dong bitch!

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

A person who rings doorbells and bitches at whoever opens the door.

I need to let off some steam. I'm gonna go play Ding Dong Bitch.

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020