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egocision by SickMontanan November 23, 2015
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Excision
Excision is one of the sickest dubstep DJ's ever to walk the planet. His best mixes are his Shambhala mixes. Go to Google and look up "Excision Shambhala Soundcloud" and that'll take you to some sick-ass shit.
Excision by wharblegurbleh December 14, 2010
ebonision
A universal term used to describe any person of African Heritage. Created to replace terms like African
ebonision by Ashley + Jasmine (CFC) October 11, 2004
Egobison
The name of a men's social club known as the "Ego Boosters", which was founded in Maryland by Lam and Ralph in the mid 1970's. The club's main goal was for the all-male membership to boost the egos of unattractive women by hitting on them every chance they got - especially at bars and clubs. Today, the name is an acronym, as the club now boosts the egos of unattractive women while specifically seeking out nymphomaniacs. So the name now reads "EGO Boosters In Search of NymphS" or "EgoBisons". Membership into this elite club is automatic if you talk to women - even if they are unattractive - in hopes that they might have sex with you.
"Are you an Egobison?"
"Meet you at the club at 11. Its an egobison night!"
"Who's comin'?"
"Oh, you know, me and Sam and the rest of the egobisons."
"Meet you at the club at 11. Its an egobison night!"
"Who's comin'?"
"Oh, you know, me and Sam and the rest of the egobisons."
Egobison by Adolfo Lambert July 18, 2006
Egocising
The action of going to the gym, not to workout as such, but to peacock around the weight lifting areas, standing in front of the mirror pulling poses, flexing here and there, walking around (like you are carrying a wheelbarrow) shaking your fellow gym buddy hand's, chatting, and attempting to pick-up the opposite sex. Usually attending the gym for many many hours at a time such egocisors are usually found congregating in groups of two or three, primarily locating themselves around the most popular equipment (or area with the most mirrors) during peak hour. Talking loud, slapping each other, making unnecessary grunting noise during the act of lifting weights (when they actually getting around to doing so).
John: Who's that super buff tanned bloke that just came and shook my hand like he was my long lost mate!?
Steve: Oh he's here every time I come! He's just doing his egocising warm up routine. Oh and look at that - his buddy who must have already done the rounds is over there right now tuning your girlfriend on the treadmill!
Steve: Oh he's here every time I come! He's just doing his egocising warm up routine. Oh and look at that - his buddy who must have already done the rounds is over there right now tuning your girlfriend on the treadmill!
Excision
1. Elite PvP gamers that lay waste to any and all that cross their path.
2. Epic incarnate.
3. To cut away the useless.
2. Epic incarnate.
3. To cut away the useless.
Excision by Freaky Deakey February 20, 2011
excision
excision by ilovetodrinkwater December 25, 2023
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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