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1. Elite PvP gamers that lay waste to any and all that cross their path.
2. Epic incarnate.
3. To cut away the useless.
"OMGWTF!?!?! Those lowbie clowns bent me over and ran the Excision train up my tunnel! :(" -Mannick
Excision by Freaky Deakey February 20, 2011
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when you’re drunk and decide to text your ex
a different type of excision
excision by ilovetodrinkwater December 25, 2023

s-excition 

society's emphasis and obsession on sex as though it is a missing flavor in everything.
The music industry is under a s-excition nowadays due to the over use of sex-appeal and sex-indicated lyrics.
s-excition by C. Kenneth Lee October 30, 2007

excusion 

An alternative word for the phrase "I didn't ask to be excused." (I didn't ask for excusion.)"
Girl 1: *farts*
Girl 2: "Excuse you!!!"
Girl 1: "I didn't ask for excusion."
excusion by Hindotmo February 24, 2008
a pure overload of excitement and complete nervousness resulting in the miss of a kill on COD.
Person 1: Wow nice kill!
Person 2: Ya excition took over and I got fucked
Excition by teamfbi23 May 24, 2010
lots of excitment that can't be expressed all at once by someone.
there's some much excition at this party.
excition by Rachel Hancock March 2, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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