egaptian

the amazing gangsta result of the egyptian and japanese races mixed

Andy + Kim =Egaptian

by billy bob joe rod August 31, 2006

Egyptian Betty

noun

1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.

" I gave Betty White an Egyptian Betty and she loved it"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"

by tomalostoma November 7, 2018

Egyptian handjob

A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.

Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

egyptian two-step

A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.

Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.

by Stagmen February 23, 2017

Egyptian PT

Having a sleep in the afternoon. Slacking off. The opposite of real Physical Training -

I'm feeling a bit lardy, I'm going to do some Egyptian PT this afternoon.

by Squatter2 April 14, 2009

Egyptian Lasagna

Marathon fucking with a large jar of coconut oil.

Damn girl, (squeezing booty) your divine purpose in life is to make egyptian lasagna.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

egyptian

ONLY THE COOLEST/HOTTEST GROUP OF PEOPLE TO EVER STEP FOOT ON EARTH. Also, they are basically the creators of civilization.

Damn! Thats one cool Egyptian!

by Dalia March 30, 2005