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slang for Express mart, a kwiki mart style store by the handball courts in miller place, they sell glass pipes and beer and blunts, as well as a fine array of porno and cigarette lighters, munchie foods, handballs, and various doodads that an intoxicated person might be compelled to buy.
"meet me at e-mart, we'll grab a blunt and go blaze it at the handball courts in my car
e-mart by jack carol December 10, 2005
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Kwik-E-Mart 

Two definitions:

The name of the convenience store in the animnated TV series The Simpsons.

A generic name for any convenience store, when you can't think of the name of a specific one.
Person A: "Is there a Kwik-E-Mart near here?"

Person B: "There's a Seven-Eleven down on Second Street."

Person A: "That works."
Kwik-E-Mart by Ryan Thompson January 15, 2004
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kwik e mart

A store from the Simpsons that you buy food/drugs for an insane price that is really worth .20 cents. Apu is a Mexican Smuggler who pretends to be an "Indian" and claims that cows are "holy," along with elephants. You can tell he's a mexican because he has 482 trillion children and a gay last name.
dang look at Apu, and that smuggler is all working at kwik e mart like he knows it all. like hes the boss, like he knows how to "run business."


omfg i caught apu masturbating behing the squishee machine!
kwik e mart by Katyah December 23, 2008

quik e mart 

-A place where you would insanely spend your money on a peice of shit that was worth .40 cents.

-Apu the smuggler, who hides his identity of an Indian. He is actually a Mexican who is embarrassed of his ethnicity
Dang, that masturbating creme was pretty expensive, stupid Apu, the Quik E Mart is really gay
quik e mart by MEXICANSSUK December 22, 2008

Kwik-E-Martian 

An Illegal Alien/Migrant working in a Convenience store or Gas Station, like 7-11 or Burma AM/PM.
In a robbery attempt the Kwik-E-Martian defended his store proudly with an unregistered Sawed-off shotgun, out matching both asailants black painted water pistols.
Kwik-E-Martian by rob castro October 11, 2008

E-Martsching 

Start off with E-Mailing gay mail (male) in the morning and it all gets back to you in the afternoon with nothing being accomplished. You end up where you started off in circles with your own mail (male) returned.
I started E-Martsching in the morning and it all came back to me in the afternoon from all my gay friends.
E-Martsching by D. Rollins April 20, 2010
Emart is great store and can everyone buy hockey mask, jacket, o!oi merch, soju, demisoda and kimchi and many more

Always running at emart
Alex: Park, wanna go lotte
Park: No, emart is better
Alex: why?
Park: I AM BUYING KIMCHI AND I KEEP RUNNING
Emart by Hyebun1 May 7, 2021
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