The most filthy, bowl-wrenching thing you can think of. Often described as running, sticky, or chunky. Horrible, unnatural noises are also involved and pain can be associated with it as well.
I thought it was going to be a regular shit, but I ended up taking a Quisenart that just about destroyed the bathroom and killed my cat.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"