-noun
pronunciation—
Dee-Weeeee
Origin: 2008; Morphed from Darken Wilde, to DW, to Dwi (driving while intoxicated),
to Dwii™ (an easily manipulated drunken dupe)
An obsessively redundant cyber-
bully drunkard that habitually posts on the dying
internet ember known as sissyfight without his marilyn’s on, but never without an
alcoholic beverage.
—Synonyms toper, sot, tippler, drinker. Drunkard and inebriate are terms
for a person who drinks
hard liquors habitually. Drunkard connotes willful
indulgence to excess. Inebriate is a slightly more formal term than drunkard.
Dipsomaniac is the term for a person who, because of some psychological
or physiological illness, has an irresistible craving for liquor. The dipsomaniac
is popularly called an alcoholic.
—Antonyms teetotaler.
Example: Snake was
lucky he had an
UPS, as a Dwii™ ran into a telephone
pole, and knocked out the electricity.