durcan

When you have been fucked so far in the ass that the penis makes contact with the spinal cord and you go retarded

Will's parents had to put him in a home after ciaran pulled a durcan.

by David durcan February 27, 2016

Duncan

Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.

The square root of awesome = Duncan.

The square root of Duncan = awesome.

by Filesonpaper April 29, 2021

Bob Duncan

Our Savior/The Second Jesus

Look there is Bob Duncan, get in a prayer circle.

by M. M. M November 1, 2016

durian

Something you must eat.

You hate durian? Dude what's wrong with you?

by Mi_goreng May 3, 2023

bitchass durant

A nickname for Kevin Durant given by the 2k YouTuber, KrispyFlakes. This was given to KD because of his move to GSW

Durant: Finals MVP after a 2k challenge

KP: "....and there is bitchass durant with the Finals MVP

by B4ll3r77 June 2, 2017

Kevin Durant

to leave your team and join the team you can't beat

I want to win but my team is very weak, I want to Kevin Durant

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

by mallary1117 February 22, 2021