Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.
"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
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Hi Jim, wanna go get a smoothie?
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A common household appliance used to "smooth" clothes out with located in East St. Louis; an iron
Me- "Hey man, why's yo face bleeding?"
Man- "My ghetto ass wife through me out da house and hit me with a smoothie."
Me- "A smoothie..."
Man- "Yea, you know, that thing you smooth yo clothes out with."
by JHand2011 October 26, 2010
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This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.
I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.
by vulcangreen December 18, 2008
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When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.
*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"
by ERAUVirginityclub March 21, 2022
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The act of removing all objects contained within a back pack, turning the back pack inside out, placing the objects back and zipping the bag up.

Often used in a public school called Upper Darby High School, which is in Delaware County , Pa (refer: Upper Darby)
Yesterday in Ms Robb's class I gave Aaron's Back pack a smoothie ... Which had les-go class of 2014~ written on it
by MonkeyManz June 03, 2013
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A slick, cunning and careful person.
His brother Jacob was a "smoothie." a slick and cautious man who would today read and ponder the stock reports, ever figuring a profit for himself. - Ottawa Citizen, 30 April 1932
by Athalanda April 30, 2013
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