durante
Durante is a word that is absolutely shit. It was a title used in barbaric times to describe someone who fucks monkeys. He smells like doody and eats his own shit.
durante by furanteereeerr December 12, 2017
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Jimmy Durante
Have your girlfriend lie on her back and mount her forehead naked. place your balls on her eyes and your dick on her nose and scream "AH CHA CHA CHA CHAH" or "INKA DINKA DOO".
Jimmy Durante by Jay Nunez January 13, 2009
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Roberto Durante
Roberto Durante is the author of the spiritual adventure for children calling "The Little Light Point" published by PublishAmerica and Amazon
This is a warm a spiritual adventure for the children to create a world filled with love and peace. Never forget that we are light being having a physical experience and not physical being having a spiritual experience. Roberto Durante
Roberto Durante by RoninA September 11, 2011
Seth durante
Seth is someone you can lean your head on. He has a small dick but still makes it work, he may be subpar in games (except in injustice) but he will always strive to be average and at least take a round off someone. he always goes and drinks water and eat dinner at the earliest time and he is rude to door dash drivers and give them no tip.
"Some people sew what they reap"
"Some people reap what they sew" - Seth Durante
"Some people sew what they reap"
"Some people reap what they sew" - Seth Durante
Seth durante by menlover67 October 5, 2023
Bando Durante
Bando Durante is the leader and founder of the glorious death cult, Mors Omnibus. He was born in the year 862 in East Francia making him not that old really if you think about it.
Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.
His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.
Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.
His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.
I just saw Bando Durante in the catacombs, he's so cool!
O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!
O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!
Bando Durante by BandoTheAmazingSeer/LeaderOfMO April 5, 2025
bitchass durant
A nickname for Kevin Durant given by the 2k YouTuber, KrispyFlakes. This was given to KD because of his move to GSW
bitchass durant by B4ll3r77 June 2, 2017
Kevin Durant
Kevin Durant by Unicornication July 10, 2016
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