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A total chode; a complete waste of space. An unhinged and/or irrational person.
OMG did you hear that dude at the bar talking about his hat? What a duante!
duante by LuciferLightbringer July 6, 2017
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A totally smart and loyal friend, who’s great at everything and loves hard. Be careful you don’t encounter Duante’s often.
Get you a Duante’ on your squad!
Duante by Kandikane65 November 22, 2021

Duante's Finger 

The act of moistening one's finger in a beer of there choice, and inserting it into another's ear canal without any consideration for the other.
Sentence:
At Fruddruckers Tito got Wil with a Duante's Finger b/c he was the first to get his beer.
How to use:
This is the kind of thing to do at a fuddruckers when you are the first to grab your beer and your friends still wait in line. You can be an ass if you get the first beer, b/c they don't have one yet to return the PAIN (aka Daunte's Finger).
Duante's Finger by HuntR July 29, 2008

Dante with both hands 

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.
"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

John Duane 

How am I supposed to pull that kind of money out of my John Duane?
He's got a stick up his John Duane.
John Duane by wheyprotein December 20, 2013

pulling a dante

Wearing Sunglasses inside. Most likely seen at parties.
He wore sunglasses to a party!
Woah dude, he's Pulling a Dante
pulling a dante by SaltElements June 14, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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