dumpstery

An adjective relating directly to the noun “dumpsterfire.” In essence, the description of how “dumpstery” a situation is can define the level of disaster said situation entails, or the effect of how little no one wishes to deal with said dumpsterfire.

“I feel like today’s workload is significantly less dumpstery than yesterday’s.”

by Julion Alvarez December 21, 2022

dumpster-diving

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.

Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!

by John graham April 9, 2019

dumpstrosity

a crap that is so gigantic and terrible, it clogs the toilet and can be smelled from three blocks away

After winning the chili-eating contest, I barely made it to the bathroom to drop the dumpstrosity coming out of my ass.

by werdsmith April 9, 2009

dumpster chow

An item that doesn't work as it should or can't be fixed or isn't worth fixing. Something with out any value that can only be thrown away.

You think I'm low balling you well maybe I am , but I won't offer more than I can afford to throw away if it's dumpster chow. You want more money set it up so I can see it work.

by knowman January 7, 2012

dumpstered

demolished; destroyed, generally in a competition such as a sport or a game

Brazil just dumpstered on the USA in soccer

Get dumpstered n00b

by ZimmermanDidNothingWrong June 29, 2013

Dumpster Dipping

When you throw your dipping sauce into the trash can and it stands perfectly upright inside and you realize you still had one more fry left so you reach your arm into the trash can to dip your fry.

"Damn, I had to go dumpster dipping because of this sneaky fucking french fry."

by GiggleGrass October 2, 2014