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Dick Poacher
When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.
Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016
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Big Judah Dick (BJD)
Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.
Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."
Big Judah Dick (BJD) by Mastigos89 November 15, 2017
Werewolf's Dick
When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.
Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.
Werewolf's Dick by will bitten March 22, 2017
Dick Binge
When a woman has gone a long period of time without Cock for whatever reason she then goes on a Dick Binge. Akin to the Binge Drinker who pounds down pints on the weekend.
Olivia was hesitant to get back into the dating scene after her divorce. But after one good reaming to rewire her brain she now goes on a Friday-Sunday Dick Binge!
Dick Binge by will bitten August 17, 2017
Gourd Dick
A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
Gourd Dick by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020
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