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duetexting

The act of singing a song back and forth with a friend via texting.
One friend texts "Three" and then the other friend texts back "is the magic number" followed by friend number one texting back "yeah it is!" Hey we rock at duetexting.
by CLASHRPH July 25, 2009
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Metal Detecting

Dorky looking, but an awesome hobby where you find coins and jewelry while beach combing.
Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!
by Davydone March 6, 2009
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thumb detecting nut fucker

The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
by J.Agnew November 6, 2017
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Detexting

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.
What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.
by Bighead October 21, 2012
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Duplexting

The act of texting or carrying on two text conversations at once
You have to be careful when duplexting two girls at once, that you don't send the wrong one to the wrong girl
by 1234preacher March 19, 2010
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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Delexting

Deleting text from your phone before anyone sees them due to the naughty nature of the conversation.
Stone was sitting on his horse delexting the texts he had from last nights conversation with Robin.
by savannahliscious January 15, 2017
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