Detexting
The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.
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Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"
Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"
Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"
detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009
Detextive
The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.
"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"
"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."
"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."
Detextive by Furk Busch May 26, 2009
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Defecting The Children
used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
Defecting The Children by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005