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dyslexting 

When text messages are sent in a different order than intended.
Example of dyslexting...
Text 1: "U and understanding that spending time with Cameron is important"

Text 2: "I love you, T... thank you for being"
dyslexting by jankstermac October 7, 2010

MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GREATLY DEPLETING ! ! ! 

HAEHAHEAHEEAHHAEAHAEAHAEA ! ! ! !
I AM T O T A L L Y P E R FECT L L Y FINE @_@
MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GREATLY DEPLETING ! ! ! SOMEONE HELP IM GONNA DIE ALONE AND AFRAID

duetexting 

The act of singing a song back and forth with a friend via texting.
One friend texts "Three" and then the other friend texts back "is the magic number" followed by friend number one texting back "yeah it is!" Hey we rock at duetexting.
duetexting by CLASHRPH July 25, 2009
To make a double-sided photocopy.
Nate's duplexing that to save some trees for the Hippies.
duplexing by Cowbert von Moo December 23, 2005

Delexting 

Deleting text from your phone before anyone sees them due to the naughty nature of the conversation.
Stone was sitting on his horse delexting the texts he had from last nights conversation with Robin.
Delexting by savannahliscious January 15, 2017

Delexting 

When you type out an entire essay while texting someone and delete it all and just send lol.
Wow that's hilarious I'm so glad you showed me that, I'm lmao!!! I'm so emotional rn and I find this world so funny sometimes... etc, (deletes all of it) puts lol.
Sorry I just delexted you, I need to stop delexting.
Delexting by cjnisawesome February 26, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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