Delexting

Deleting text from your phone before anyone sees them due to the naughty nature of the conversation.

Stone was sitting on his horse delexting the texts he had from last nights conversation with Robin.

by savannahliscious January 15, 2017

Delexting

When you type out an entire essay while texting someone and delete it all and just send lol.

Wow that's hilarious I'm so glad you showed me that, I'm lmao!!! I'm so emotional rn and I find this world so funny sometimes... etc, (deletes all of it) puts lol.
Sorry I just delexted you, I need to stop delexting.

by cjnisawesome February 26, 2017

deleting later

a hoe's way of saying she will keep a picture forever for attention and comments

Hoe: don't worry, I'm deleting later.

136 weeks old

by Dumbfoundead September 17, 2015

Defecting The Children

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"

"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005

Metal Detecting

Dorky looking, but an awesome hobby where you find coins and jewelry while beach combing.

Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!

by Davydone March 6, 2009

thumb detecting nut fucker

The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.

Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.

by J.Agnew November 6, 2017

Detexting

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.

What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.

by Bighead October 21, 2012