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Duck-Ducting 

The act of abducting a duck.
"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,
Duck-Ducting by Joe the Hoe November 6, 2012
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When a guy ejaculates into your eye, specifically the tear duct.
"what is ducting?"

"It's when you fill her ducts with jizz, not tears."

Proper ducting etiquette:
Dont just let him duct you. Duct him right back. Squat over his face and squeeze his own jizz out right into his eyeball.
Ducting by Ducting in Kremlin November 15, 2018

Ductionary 

For people who can't spell dictionary
Hey Dan, Ductionary? Are you slow?
Ductionary by Akumadevil June 28, 2016

ductility 

the sound of a dying duck, aka the sound of a french horn
etch, you know you love ductility.
ductility by fieryredhead January 8, 2006

Deer-ductible

The auto insurance deductible you pay when hitting a deer.
Billy-Bob buttstock had to pay a huge Deer-ductible when he hit that buck with his 93 F-250 with a 6'' lift and 37'' mudders.
Deer-ductible by The Flinch January 3, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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