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Duck-Ducting 

The act of abducting a duck.
"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,
Duck-Ducting by Joe the Hoe November 6, 2012

Dusting the fan 

Mike's addiction to porn leads us all to believe that he is really into dusting the fan.
Dusting the fan by projX February 6, 2009

dusting the snake 

doing lines of coke off of an erect cock
man, this crazy tramp tottaly dusted the snake last night!
dusting the snake by this dude. March 22, 2004

Rubber ducking 

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.
"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."
Rubber ducking by Chumette May 6, 2010

ducking ditch 

This is what Google Talk to text interprets when you mean to say
Fucking Bitch
ducking ditch by NURSE HOLLY November 17, 2015
When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
ducking by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014