ducktility 

Da flexibility and tensile-strength of different species of oily-feathered quackers.

When arranging and/or overseeing a tug-of-war competition among Mallards and Muscovies, one should consider said birds' ducktility.

ducktility by QuacksO December 4, 2020

Dicktivity 

Any sexual situation involving a dick.

1. Tomac: Why are you going to Anna's place?
Cody: We're going to engage in dicktivity

Dicktivity by Annalegs January 30, 2016

Fucktility 

The physical property which measures the ability to get fucked.

The fucktility of Tom is 69.

Fucktility by Franklin Turtle January 25, 2012

ductility 

the sound of a dying duck, aka the sound of a french horn

etch, you know you love ductility.

ductility by fieryredhead January 8, 2006

Fucktility 

The ability to be fucked and a physical property

The fucktility is going over 69

Fucktility by boxman4prez January 26, 2012

Dicktivity 

Being “dick whooped,” obsessed with your significant other.

She is obsessed with her boyfriend, the dicktivity is real.

Dicktivity by Tivity February 9, 2022

Dickgility course 

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

Dickgility course by Illyena January 25, 2025