ducktility

Da flexibility and tensile-strength of different species of oily-feathered quackers.

When arranging and/or overseeing a tug-of-war competition among Mallards and Muscovies, one should consider said birds' ducktility.

by QuacksO December 4, 2020

Dicktivity

Any sexual situation involving a dick.

1. Tomac: Why are you going to Anna's place?
Cody: We're going to engage in dicktivity

by Annalegs January 30, 2016

Fucktility

The physical property which measures the ability to get fucked.

The fucktility of Tom is 69.

by Franklin Turtle January 25, 2012

ductility

the sound of a dying duck, aka the sound of a french horn

etch, you know you love ductility.

by fieryredhead January 8, 2006

Fucktility

The ability to be fucked and a physical property

The fucktility is going over 69

by boxman4prez January 26, 2012

Dicktivity

Being “dick whooped,” obsessed with your significant other.

She is obsessed with her boyfriend, the dicktivity is real.

by Tivity February 9, 2022

Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

by Illyena January 25, 2025