Illyena's definitions

Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

by Illyena January 25, 2025

Borennoying

So boring that one becomes annoying

My ex was so boring that every time I think of him I become annoyed. He was borennoying.

by Illyena January 25, 2025