Fucktility 

The physical property which measures the ability to get fucked.

The fucktility of Tom is 69.

Fucktility by Franklin Turtle January 25, 2012

Fucktility 

The ability to be fucked and a physical property

The fucktility is going over 69

Fucktility by boxman4prez January 26, 2012

Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.

I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.

Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

futility 

Performing an action that has no results.

Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.

futility by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012

fuckability 

A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.

fuckability by sublimal June 26, 2004

relative futility 

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO

The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

relative futility by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017

exercise in futility 

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.

I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.

exercise in futility by Herzlos March 19, 2008