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drunctional 

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.
Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.
She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.
Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunktioning 

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery
Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

Drunkmotional 

When you are too drunk and everything becomes drama.
Dude, Britt was drunkmotional last night, I told her I was leaving the party and she started crying for an hour and a half.

Drinkcation 

When you need a break from real life and you want to get away. So you go drink for a week.
Levi-I'm so tired of life.
Lorin-Sounds like you need a drinkcation.
Drinkcation by Fr0zen General November 20, 2009

Drinklationship 

A relationship formed under the influence of alcohol that one would otherwise not even consider making in a sober state.
"Dude, what's up with you and Nancy? Y'all totally hit it off last night."

"Oh, shit. That's just a drinklationship. I don't even remember what I said to her."
Drinklationship by prime4 February 3, 2010