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drunkmail 

The voicemail that results from drunk dialing. Often contains gibberish, cursing, music, random things, and occaisionally insults. Many times a drunkmail will contain 'Guess what?' followed by an equally stupid and pointless phrase.
"Duuuudddde, go watch Lord of the Rings. Your dad looks just like Theodan. It's cuh-razy! *pause* Peace..."

The next day:

"Hey, did you drunk dial me last night? Cause I think I got a drunkmail."

"Oh shit... What'd I say? I didn't say anything about Monica did I?"

"Monica?"

"Shit..."
drunkmail by astargel December 20, 2006
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Drunkalyse 

Person who becomes more awesome the more they drink.
Everyone tells me I am a total drunkalyse when we go drinking.
Drunkalyse by Rogue X November 13, 2020

Drunkilingus 

The performing of cunnilingus while drunk. The overwhelming desire to lick pussy when buzzed. The only time a woman will turn down oral sex is when it’s drunkilingus.
I had a good beer buzz going when I tried to perform drunkilingus on my wife’s vagina.
Drunkilingus by Dancerooster September 28, 2021

Drunkaline 

A girl who gets real drunk and sloppy all the time. she is school smart but talks slo wly and seems dumb. she tends to be a slutjewski
holy shit drunkaline slutjewski is down to sheckler?!
Drunkaline by ohhellyeah January 27, 2009

Drunkball 

a drinking game involving 2 teams of 2, 2 beer cans per team, and a pong ball.
Game is played on a standard beer pong table. One team is on offense, other defense per round. The team that is on offense has a thrower and chugger. The thrower must throw the pong ball towards the other team's cans (placed together) at the other end of the table and hit them. If it is hit, the chugger then must chug his/her own team's beer (one can at a time). The defending team must chase after the ball, and place the ball in-hand on the table and yell "STOP!" Chugger stops drinking once stop is yelled. Teams alternate turns on offense and defense and team members alternate throwing and chugging. A team wins by killing off all their cans.
best played outdoors, as pong balls can travel very far if hit correctly.
"Hey man, let's go play some drunkball."
"Awesome, let me put some shoes on, last game was intense."
Drunkball by flyer_rob_10 October 8, 2006

drunkalicious

Adjective to describe someone gets more attractive the more you drink.
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate
Kevin: "I had no idea she was so effing' hot !"
Dano: "She's not... she's drunkalicious"
drunkalicious by DanoNYC February 28, 2007

drunkzilla 

Someone who experiences a different, more aggressive and fiery personality when they're trashed.
Yo, Ellie was a mad drunkzilla at Christine's wine party! Holla.
drunkzilla by Melanie Cotton December 10, 2005
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