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drunctional 

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.
Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.
She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.
Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

Drunkaline 

A girl who gets real drunk and sloppy all the time. she is school smart but talks slo wly and seems dumb. she tends to be a slutjewski
holy shit drunkaline slutjewski is down to sheckler?!
Drunkaline by ohhellyeah January 27, 2009

drunktioning 

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery
Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

drunkazon 

A person who drinks too much, and then goes on Amazon and orders things.
I just got a package in the mail. I must have been a drunkazon the other day.
drunkazon by pirate queen wc May 15, 2010

Drunkmotional 

When you are too drunk and everything becomes drama.
Dude, Britt was drunkmotional last night, I told her I was leaving the party and she started crying for an hour and a half.