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drunctional 

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.
Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.
She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.
Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

Drunkaline 

A girl who gets real drunk and sloppy all the time. she is school smart but talks slo wly and seems dumb. she tends to be a slutjewski
holy shit drunkaline slutjewski is down to sheckler?!
Drunkaline by ohhellyeah January 27, 2009

drunktioning 

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery
Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

drunkazon 

A person who drinks too much, and then goes on Amazon and orders things.
I just got a package in the mail. I must have been a drunkazon the other day.
drunkazon by pirate queen wc May 15, 2010

Drunkmotional 

When you are too drunk and everything becomes drama.
Dude, Britt was drunkmotional last night, I told her I was leaving the party and she started crying for an hour and a half.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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