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drunklaid 

The act of having drunken sex, condensed into one word. Usually reserved for the kind of drunken sex you will regret in the morning. (Possibly a term restricted to the East Coast.)
Ryan: "Kyle was TOTALLY wasted at that party last night!"
T-Rok: "He must have been, because he drunklaid the nastiest chick there."
drunklaid by Trish the Dish November 24, 2004
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drunkicidal 

A term most commonly used in the psychiatric setting to deescribe a person who makes suicidal threats or statements while intoxicated. These people rarely endorse suicidal ideations or actions while sober, and generally only become suicidal when drunk.
"Hey, are we going to discharge Mike today?"

"Sure, he'll be going home at three."

"Didn't he threaten to kill himself?"

"Yeah, but he was just drunkicidal. He's fine now."
drunkicidal by WMaximus March 27, 2013

Drunkaline 

A girl who gets real drunk and sloppy all the time. she is school smart but talks slo wly and seems dumb. she tends to be a slutjewski
holy shit drunkaline slutjewski is down to sheckler?!
Drunkaline by ohhellyeah January 27, 2009

drunktardia 

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.
Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia
drunktardia by usa1ders July 6, 2015

Drunkcidentally

1) Using the fact that you were drunk to do what you want claiming it was an accident.
Jessie: Do you know what happened to my sandwich?

Zack: Yeah... I drunkcidentally ate that last night.
Drunkcidentally by ZackFlash June 25, 2013

drunkalicious

Adjective to describe someone gets more attractive the more you drink.
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate
Kevin: "I had no idea she was so effing' hot !"
Dano: "She's not... she's drunkalicious"
drunkalicious by DanoNYC February 28, 2007

Drunkfident 

temporary state of extreme confidence fueled by alcohol.
One who is "Drunkfident" can easily approach women for conversation, (especially at bars).
Drunkfident by drocknroll March 30, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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