jacob: dude, i boned the snot out of lexi
andy: J,
man ain't that bitch pushing 300 lbs
jacob: i'
m just joking, i didn't fuck her
andy: you're lying! you did
jacob: did not
andy: did to!
jacob: man fuck you, i'
m sick of playing these childish games
andy: just admit it. you got
drunk and stuck your knife up in that bitch's country crotch.
jacob: alright, but don't tell anyone. it was a drunkcident.