jacob: dude, i boned the snot out of lexi
andy: J, man ain't that bitch pushing 300 lbs
jacob: i'm just joking, i didn't fuck her
andy: you're lying! you did
jacob: did not
andy: did to!
jacob: man fuck you, i'm sick of playing these childish games
andy: just admit it. you got drunk and stuck your knife up in that bitch's country crotch.
jacob: alright, but don't tell anyone. it was a drunkcident.
andy: J, man ain't that bitch pushing 300 lbs
jacob: i'm just joking, i didn't fuck her
andy: you're lying! you did
jacob: did not
andy: did to!
jacob: man fuck you, i'm sick of playing these childish games
andy: just admit it. you got drunk and stuck your knife up in that bitch's country crotch.
jacob: alright, but don't tell anyone. it was a drunkcident.
by mride123456 February 18, 2008
by Jsnyder June 27, 2013
Jessie: Do you know what happened to my sandwich?
Zack: Yeah... I drunkcidentally ate that last night.
Zack: Yeah... I drunkcidentally ate that last night.
by ZackFlash June 24, 2013
"Dude you got drunk and broke the sliding glass door"!! But it was a drunkcident bro so it does count.
by Nodsanc December 13, 2022
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