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Drunkades

When you play charades with a group of completely wasted people and another group of sober or slightly less wasted people. The sober people try to guess what the drunk people are trying to describe. Results are hilarious and shocking.
Dude! let's play drunkades, Tom is so drunk he just started making up his own letters!
by hellstotheyes November 22, 2011
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Drunkalyse

Person who becomes more awesome the more they drink.
Everyone tells me I am a total drunkalyse when we go drinking.
by Rogue X November 13, 2020
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Drunkenese

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005
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Drunkest girl at the party

The girl/guy that either gets really drunk or acts drunk to get attention.
That dude was totally being the drunkest girl at the party when he fell in the pool.
by hammatime13 August 17, 2010
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drunkarexic

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"
"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."
by mvolfman April 15, 2010
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drunkenese

(n.) <Capitalized> the language spoken by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated, usually marked by slurring or incomprehensibility of each word spoken

(adj.) of, relating to, or characterized by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated
Had the bum not spoken in his native dialect, Drunkenese, he may have more easily convinced the tourists to lend him a dollar.
by Felix Doore November 2, 2008
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drunkest kiff

the drunkest person at a party/gathering. Later on labeled as the drunkest kiff of the night.
Yo you made out with a hot dog last night! You were the drunkest kiff at that party!
by BangzALot March 4, 2011
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