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drunkjavu 

when you feel as though you have done something before under the influence of alcohol
i bumped into this chick i swear i hooked up with at that frat last night, it was a total drunkjavu!
drunkjavu by nopseudonym234 March 29, 2010
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Drunkatute 

A woman or man who accepts alchohol as payment for sex.
Emily loves going out on the weekend and finding herself a nice drunkatute.
Drunkatute by sluttily April 26, 2014

drunksauce

The sweat that comes the morning after heavy drinking that smells like a disgruntled version of whatever you were drinking and instantly disgusts all women within a 30 yard radius.
He was covered in drunksauce and twitching from yesterdays overindulgence.
drunksauce by HoboG September 14, 2007

DRUNKSAUSTED 

WHEN YOU FEEL TWICE AS FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING HARD WORK WHILE POUNDING BOOZE
I'VE BEEN MOWING AND CRUSHING BEERS ALL DAY BABE....I'M TOO DRUNKSAUSTED FOR SEX
DRUNKSAUSTED by DADDYGROUNDBEEF June 14, 2013

Drunkadunk 

Whilst intoxicated, you pursue a morbidly obese person, because they appears more attractive than they actually are.
Guy 1: "Dude that girl is so hot! I think I want to get me some of that! "

Guy 2: "uhhhhh, bro that's a huge bitch! I think you're drunkadunk. "
Drunkadunk by dark sohma February 5, 2015

Drunktapus 

Title: Drunktapus - a person partaking of alcoholic beverages who has had at least eight, but more is ok too, and has pretty much lost inhibition, grammar skills, and most of their grasp on reality.
EB drank most of a BIG bottle of Barefoot Pinot and was a total Drunktapus.
Drunktapus by DJ EB November 16, 2010

drunkmaus 

A name given to a person with a 10ft long penis. Often making emil's jealous of its size. No woman can resist them and they are the ultimate sexual partner
Hey do you see that guy with the massive dick over there?

Yea, he's a DrunkMaus
drunkmaus by DaManOfEpic September 17, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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