Definitions by DaManOfEpic

drunkmaus 

A name given to a person with a 10ft long penis. Often making emil's jealous of its size. No woman can resist them and they are the ultimate sexual partner

Hey do you see that guy with the massive dick over there?

Yea, he's a DrunkMaus

drunkmaus by DaManOfEpic September 17, 2016