To be completely worn out from a hard day's work, with a minimal amount of alcohol in your system. Not even a fetus could get drunk off of what you drank. You become very drunk very fast because you are very exhausted.
"Dude, I have to take Alix home--she's totally drunxhausted and slopping around after only one little shot"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.