Drunktapus

Title: Drunktapus - a person partaking of alcoholic beverages who has had at least eight, but more is ok too, and has pretty much lost inhibition, grammar skills, and most of their grasp on reality.

EB drank most of a BIG bottle of Barefoot Pinot and was a total Drunktapus.

by DJ EB November 16, 2010

drunktopus

Being so drunk that you can not control your limbs

Coco: did you see Trixie last night?

Candy: yeah, she couldnt even walk! total drunktopus!

by candy08 June 11, 2011

Drunktopus

The name of an epic streamer on Twich. Makes cocktails, games and goes on travel adventures

Do you know The Drunktopus? Yeah, he's super cool and I always enjoy checking him out on his Twitch stream

by TheDrunktopus July 20, 2021

DRUNKSAUSTED

WHEN YOU FEEL TWICE AS FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING HARD WORK WHILE POUNDING BOOZE

I'VE BEEN MOWING AND CRUSHING BEERS ALL DAY BABE....I'M TOO DRUNKSAUSTED FOR SEX

by DADDYGROUNDBEEF June 14, 2013

drunkstapose

verb: drunkstaposed, drunkstaposes, drunkstaposing
noun: drunkstaposition

- verb (used with object)
1. To pose for a photograph with someone while inebriated (nb: recollection is optional)
2. To photograph a drunkstaposition

-noun
1. A situation where two or more inebriates pose next to each other for a photograph
2. A photograph of such an occurence

"Man, I thought I didn't know that guy, but then I found a picture of us drunkstaposed, wtf"

by interestedObserver August 20, 2009

drunkmaus

A name given to a person with a 10ft long penis. Often making emil's jealous of its size. No woman can resist them and they are the ultimate sexual partner

Hey do you see that guy with the massive dick over there?

Yea, he's a DrunkMaus

by DaManOfEpic September 17, 2016

drunkstaposition

Acting the opposite of your normal personality due to extreme drunkenness.

The drunkstaposition of her earlier happy demeanor with her current wrath was startling.

by Irish Scoundrel December 13, 2017