drunktioning

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

Drunctioning

When you are able to function while (still) drunk.

Store Manager: You're not selling as much shit as you usually do.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.

by Hookertron 3000 August 13, 2011

drunkpooning

It's when a female soaks a tampon in alcohol (vodka) and puts it up her vagina.

Apparently young school girls are drunkpooning in school.

by bdjj October 3, 2012