drunctional

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.

Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."

by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

Drunktional

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

Drumotional

To be drunk and emotional

Guy 1: "Dude have you seen those girls over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Rachel and Amy, they're just drumotional"

by NMcD February 10, 2013

Drunctioning

When you are able to function while (still) drunk.

Store Manager: You're not selling as much shit as you usually do.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.

by Hookertron 3000 August 13, 2011

drunktionary

all the words that can't be understood unless you are drunk.

Dude we need a drunktionary to understand tom.

by lealea1003 February 7, 2010

Drunktionality

Noun - The ability to perform regular functions with stellar accuracy while completely intoxicated. Or so you think:)

Check out the drunktionality on that guy!!! Not one drop spilled but he's gonna need stitches:)

by Real_Whirled June 29, 2011

Drunction

A junction with a liquor store on each corner

I'm going on a beer run, anything you want from the drunction?

by imgoodish December 14, 2010