The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.
Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
by minkiekitten October 8, 2009
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Guy 1: "Dude have you seen those girls over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Rachel and Amy, they're just drumotional"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Rachel and Amy, they're just drumotional"
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Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.
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