drunkathon

1. Any set of activities or sport(s) requiring competitive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Drunkathons usually include but are not limited to a tournament of Drinking Games i.e. Kings Cup, Beer Pong, Keg Stands, Shot Gunning Beers, etc, or in some cases racing from the bar to the liquor store in time to purchase more alcohol before 2AM. Most typical drunkathons result in nausea or vomiting by more than one participant(s) involved, and or temporary blackouts. Most drunkathons are not planned but rather a result of unrestrained drunkeness.

drunkathon by Lee Broadway March 25, 2008

crunkathon 

Any duration of time that can be perceived to be crunk, or full of laughter and enjoyment for all parties involved; sometimes (but not necessarily) involving alcohol or marijuana.

Did you guys see avatar in 3D? It was a fuckin crunkathon

crunkathon by burritospleaseme December 25, 2009

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunkaholic

Someone who surpass the capability of an alcoholic. To be a drunkaholic, you must not only be addicted to alcohol, but you must be addicted to getting extremely wasted. Drunkaholic can only be mastered by a few individuals on this planet. To be a drunkaholic, you must drink at every parties; furthermore, you must drink everyday. Drunkaholic remain drunk 24/7 to avoid a hangover.

**At the farm**
D-Unit: I want my Hpnotic and Crown Royal.
B-Unit: Dude, no more drinking for you. I don't want to have a drunkaholic as a friend.
D-Unit: Boo hoo.

drunkaholic by BenchMax345 March 1, 2008

Drunkawhorearus Rex 

that chick at the party who cant help but be wastey-faced and forces herself on any and every poor bastard in the room

stay out of the pool house bruh, there is a drunkawhorearus rex lurking..

Drunkawhorearus Rex by jaxonya February 14, 2010

drunktioning 

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

drunkazon 

A person who drinks too much, and then goes on Amazon and orders things.

I just got a package in the mail. I must have been a drunkazon the other day.

drunkazon by pirate queen wc May 15, 2010